The bathroom is where you should go pee not in the living room!

I am sick of going home and all I can smell is your urine because you pee all over my sofas and living room floor. That is what a bathroom is for.  I do not understand why you pee everywhere but in a toilet. I am so sick of it I wish the land lord would do something about it!
Okay the real reason I am complaining I just want to watch NCIS and Amazing Race but I can't because it smells so bad in there because of Faith who is from Africa and thinks it is okay to pee everywhere well let me tell you something honey it isn't! You make my life heck you are going to get it right back!
Please pee in the bathroom and not the living room or in your bed. We are all sick of the smell of you! You stink that is all there is to it. Take a shower and use soap!!!!!!! Honestly! People did your parents never teach you how to shower. Well let me give you a fast lesson. Step one turn on the water. Step two once you get your clothes off get in  the shower. Step three use soap. Step four rinse off and repeat. Not that hard common sense people! I forget that people don't have common sense anymore.
Peace out cub scout until next time I am going on another adventure! Run just and be free! Have fun and be happy!

Lost car keys!

The adventure of a lifetime! How many people does it take to find Jake's car keys five that's right five! We go to talk to his mom but then we go to his house to make pancakes. I was doing the dishes then someone took over no big deal. I went an laid down behind the sofa I was mad but I didn't want to start a war. Everyone was like you can lay on the couch I was like no I love laying behind the sofa, I even do it at my house as well. Then they finish eating and whatever else they were doing. Then I moved to the middle of the floor and slept there for awhile he put a blanket on me and left me alone. Then at 1 am he decides we can leave but we can't find his keys. Oh No!! Where could they of gone! We looked for 20 minutes at his house then we went back to my house still no keys. Being the LDS people we are we prayed still nothing then we prayed again an hour later still nothing, we went back to his house straightened up his room looked in is suit pants and suit coat still nothing. So we cleaned out the couch still nothing we prayed again and then we sat on his couch and then decided to check Chelzee's car again. We come back to my house and guess what we found in Chelzee's car yup his keys. Jake and Leana both looked there but obviously they didn't look hard enough I guess. Our prayers were answered and our faith was stirred but then we prayed after we found them.

It was so good to find them. He was so excited so were we! He talked to us for a few more minutes and then he left. Moral of my story is pray to find your keys and answers will come it may take time but it will come. You are on the lord's time frame not yours. I know there was a reason he lost his keys but I will never know what that reason was. I learned that day that I didn't matter to them. I wish they would of left me asleep on his floor in the living room. 

I may not be perfect and that is okay with me! I am so amazing and if you can't see it you aren't worth my time. 

Until next time I am off to an other adventure! Peace out cub scout! Run hard play hard! Run jump be free! Enjoy life! Enjoy the little things enjoy the memories you are making they may be horrible but when you look bad on them they won't be so bad! Love life, live it to the fullest! Tell your love ones you love them often you never know when the will be gone!

I never fit in with you, so why did I even try?!

You didn't hurt my feel goods don't  even worry! I like being told Jill go home so we can watch a movie. No big deal. Of course you hurt my feelings of course I was mad but I don't need you to text me and be like sorry you are mad we just didn't want to make you change your standards to be with us. Wow thanks guys for being so considerate. I helped you clean your house so your mom would not have so much stress. I did it for your mom not you! My mom always taught me to respect people and that is what I try to do. My mom taught me how to serve one another! Because of her I am the person I am today and I am not willing to lower my standards to watch a rated R movie with you. I am sorry I don't do that but next time be straight up honest with me about it. Don't try to hide it. I am not a rated R movie watcher. I am not perfect and I do have some flaws but that is okay.
I love the way you just say Jill we are going to watch a rated R movie will you please leave that was the plan this whole time. Wow, thank you for being so considerate. Thanks for trying to respect me and my standards you have a funny way of showing it. I am not going to change who I am to do something I don't want to do. I don't need you to ask me if I am mad because that just makes it worse for you. I know I never mattered to you! I just thought that we could be friends. I guess I was wrong. I only have a little over a month left and then I am free and you will be out of my life for good.
We will go our separate ways and if we are meant to cross paths we will but I sure hope we never do. Trying to make this friendship work is to hard I am done. I rather be happy then sad inside for the rest of my life. Just because I am not a rated R movie watcher. I wish you would of just been like Jill we don't want to watch a movie with you or we don't want to hang out with you. That would of not hurt my feelings as much because that is honest! I am so dumb for believing I fit in. I was never really good enough for your group I should of known that from the start.
Life is hard and it gives you lemons. I am going to make lemonade out of them. Don't even worry you didn't hurt my feelings. I knew I never meant anything to you! I am sorry you have to live with me and I am sorry I am such a horrible person. But next time please just be straight up honest with me!
Peace out cub scout I am off to my next adventure. Until next time run hard play hard! Keep your standards high don't lower them for anyone or anything! Have fun and follow your dreams! Don't give them up for anyone or anything! Loving Life!

Don't Live Here? Get the HECK Out of my HOUSE!

Why are you in my house when nobody is home? You don't live here so please get the HECK out of my house before I call the police! I do not mind if you are over when your friend is here but when they aren't you need to leave. This is not a hotel or burger king so you cannot have it your way. So get out! I am ready to call the police. I might need a new can of Lysol after you leave because I have to Lysol everywhere to sit and touch. You make a mess in my bathroom please get the H out of here! I hate you! Yes hate. You are not welcome here! I am going to seriously hurt you. You think you own the place I don't see you paying rent so why are you even here? It is a good thing I go running everyday or you would not have a face right about now! I hope you understand how angry you make me. I just see you my blood just boils.
Moral of this post get the  H out of my house! Please and Thank you!

Jesus doesn't like Messes Either!!!!

Jesus doesn't like Messes Either!
I am a on rampage to today. I wrote on note on the white board in my apartment to a girl who doesn't even live at my house to clean up her messes in my bathroom I was really nice. So I wrote exact quote "Laura I don't mind you use our bathroom to get ready but please clean up your mess. Thank you!" Not even rude about it just common sense to clean up after yourself.
You don't need to lecture me about being a better person or a better Mormon. I am not perfect and I will be first to admit it. I am not saying my life is all perfect and no bumps in the road. Honey just because I am different then you doesn't mean to you need to judge me. I know we come from different background and family life than you, but you know what Jesus still loves me for me and he always will no matter how stupid I am or the stupid things I do. He will always love me! He will always love you to. I may not be perfect but at least I know that I have a family who supports and loves me and my heavenly father loves me.
If I send you a text I don't expect the whole world to read it. I gave you an honest answer I didn't think I needed to explain myself but I guess if I do you are not really my friend. I learned that trusting people is a bad idea trust family and that is about it.
Jesus doesn't like messes he likes things to be clean and orderly. A home that is clean is where the spirit is and that is what kind of house I want to live it. I want Jesus to feel welcome at my house and not like he needs to clean for me.
I know a lot of you reading this are probably like Jill you need to learn to relax and one day I will. But right now I am just standing my ground. I am not going to budge I have before but I am done being walked all over.
I may be different than you but I am Jill Dallon and I am very happy with that. I may not be perfect but that is fine with me.
Until next time I am going on another adventure! Peace out cub scout! Run hard have fun and dance to the beat of your own drum. Don't let someone take that away from you!
Peace out!

Fall Break!

Fall Break you came and went to fast! I had so much fun with my family. I had a lunch date with my favorite people with my mom one day and my daddy the other. Then I pulled all my mom's flowers and mowed the lawn then I went to green waste that was fun. Then I kicked a tree stump and bruised my ankle it was sweet. I went home and sat on the washer and washed my feet then I went to set up tables with my mom, Karen, Stud muffin Curt, and Deylene Jeffs for super Saturday. I even made dinner while I was home it was yummy! I love left overs back at school. I even made stuff peppers they were good!
Saturday my dad and I went and made bow and arrows for my mom while she was having fun with her friend Kathleen that is Sir Snortis's wife she is pretty great! We made many bows and arrows I think I could make them in my sleep.
My brother rode in the dam donut race and got third place I was so proud of him! I love that boy!
Fall break I wish you would of landed the same time as my mom and brothers so I could of gone to the cabin.
I have been back to school for only two days and I am ready to murder the one chick. I didn't ask for your opinion so why did you even put your input in.
Loving life until next time I am off to my next adventure! Peace out cub scout! Run hard play hard have fun!

Roommates.

Roommates you can't live with 'em and ya can't live without 'em.This year I have the best roommates ever there are nine of us. YES NINE! We all get along but there is two that we don't get along with. The one always invites herself to go running with me but sorry honey I run alone for a reason. I run to make all the anger and frustration leave that has built up from the day before. I run it out! We have another one that is black and African American which is fine but she is so weird she talks to herself and then she screams sometimes and you would think she was dying or something.
This year I have been very blessed with roommates I have the best roommates but you always have to have a few that put a nut in the mix. They helped me when I was recovery from surgery and they have always been there for me through the arguments about the dishes and taking out the garbage!
You have the one roommate who complains to me all the time and doesn't do anything to help the cause of why she is complains. You have to talk to the problem if you don't you really don't have room to complain. Yes I did learn that the hard way it may of taken me 20 years but I have learned it. I guess you will always have one that is a complainer who won't do anything about it but we shall see.
I love my roommates I really do! I am so lucky to have them and to call them my best friends! Loving life! One more day until I am 21!
I am off to another adventure until next time keep running. Have fun peace out cub scout!